Yep, because the first two times were so popular, it's time once again for some more self-indulgent ramblings about anything that comes to my mind. So with apologies to George Lucas and Larry King, here I go:
Spoiler alert for the upcoming Star Wars movies: All the original characters are very old.
I wonder if the actor who plays Hodor on Game of Thrones ever forgets his lines.
On a completely unrelated note, for some reason, my new favorite color is purple.
I vow never to use the phrase "conscious uncoupling," not even for a joke.
My unabashed, no holds barred review of The Raid 2: It has the most acts of gratuitous violence I have ever seen in a movie. In other words, it was F-ING AWESOME!
I haven't seen it yet, but I hope in Oculus, Karen Gillan mistakenly screws an apple into a light socket.
I can't wait for Tyler Perry's autobiographical film, "Tyler Perry's Tyler Perry."
I sure hope that Stephen Colbert curtails all his partisan politics when he starts hosting The Late Show on CBS.
Do I even have to mention that I'm not serious about that?
I have way more trouble trying to cut an ice cream cake than a supposedly educated person should.
With the recent success of all those religious films, I hope James Cameron makes a three hour long 3D movie, with a budget over three hundred million dollars, about Jonah, and Peter Jackson makes ten epic four hour long films about Methuselah.
Those ten Methuselah films will only cover his first hundred years.
C'mon NBC, just renew Community already! So close to #sixseasonsandamovie.
And, if possible, a full season, not just thirteen episodes, would be nice. #justaskingnicely
I'm not on twitter, but doing these hashtags is addicting. #Ilikehashtags #hashtag #morehashtags #quititalready #jokeisgettingold #wasn'tallthatfunnyinthefirstplace
Although I've probably seen every episode at least ten times, and I have all the DVDs, I'm still looking forward to The Simpsons on FXX.
I'm not going to attempt the marathon, though. Even I don't have that much time on my hands.
With the basketball and hockey playoffs going on, and the new season of baseball in full swing, this time of year is always great to be a sports fan.
With that being said, I'm already ready for football to start.
Spoiler free summary of the last few episodes of Agents of Shield: I can't believe blank blank blanked Shield! I did not see that coming! I wonder, what will blank blank do about it?
Latest thing to creep me out: those new Old Spice commercials.
It looks like I was number 51 again in the 50 Most Beautiful People list.
I'm definitely sure that I'm the first person to ever make that joke.
Yes, yes, I'm not serious about that, either.
Am I indicating what I think about the general public's IQ when I always have to say when I'm being sarcastic?
With that admission, I better go before I get myself into even more trouble. So, once again, thanks for reading, see you next time!
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